10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --