10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.