10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.