10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright