10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!