10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek