10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.