10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "No river, no fish."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow