10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi