10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson