10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"