10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.