10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Why not, when some because there are three.