10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm