10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.