10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "No river, no fish."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --