10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- in the poker game of life women are the rake