10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth