10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.