10 Random Poker Quotes

you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
Those eggs smell delicious!
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm