10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio