10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You have to piss with the dick you have