10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus