10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP