10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.