10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth