10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.