10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris