10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."