10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword