10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A