10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus