10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.