10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.