10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery