10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels