10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]