10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"