10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --