10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.