10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.