10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.