10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fold and live to fold again
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe