10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi