10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer