10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."