10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- It's Free To Fold...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."