10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha