10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth