10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.